Chutkule on Boy and Girl - Jokes Girl Friend Boy Friend Chutkule
Girl : Arey itna bada Munh mein kaise aayega...Boy : Jaldi se Munh kholo...
Girl : Oops.. Sare kapray geelay ho gaye...
Boy : Aur lo gee...
Girl : NA baba na yeh Gol Gapey tum he khaoo...
*********
A Boy ask to A Girl - Can you dance with me??
Girl - (with attitude) I don’t dance with a child.
Boy - Oh! Sorry aunty! I didn’t know you are a pregnant!
*********
Girlfrnd ko apni plko par bitha lo
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
-
-
-
-
-
Uski saheli bhi aa k kahe "JANU" mujhe bhi PATA
lo..
*************
Why Indian Girls r not in sports ?
Only 10% r playing hockey, chess etc..
-
-
Bcoz 90% r busy in playing wid Boys... Jaanu ye, Jaanu wo, Jaanu, Jaanu,
-
-
Jaan Le lo Jaanu Ki!!!
***********
Boy to Girl : Sex kartay hue zyada Maza ladki ko aata hai ya
ladkay ko?
Girl : agar tum apnay kaan (ear) main ungle (fingure) dalo
gay to kaan ko maza aata hai ya unglee ko...
*************
Lady Teacher : Soch aur waham main kya fark hai???.
student: Aap mast item hain, yeh hamari soch hai aur hum bacche hain, ye aapka waham hai...
***********
Santa : What do woman usually say after Sex?
Banta : I Luv You ?
Wrong!!
Banta : That was great?
Wrong Again!
Banta : I Luv it?
Aray Nahi Yaar....
Sahi Jawab Hai - Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai...
**********
Ladka Ladki say : Tum gana bohot acha gatey hoee ..
Ladki : Nahe yaar main to sirf bathroom singer hon,
Boy : achha… to kisi din bulao na dono mil k Mehfil jamatay hain ..
**********
Boy : please karne do na
Girl : Nahi bus karo
Boy : plz thora aur karne do plz
Girl : Kab se to kar rahe ho
Boy : bus thora aur tum sahi se khol kar raho
Girl : jaldi karo koi dekh le ga
Boy : kuch nhi hota bus thora aur
Girl : bus bahut ho gaya ab nhi karne doongi
*
*
*
*
*
Boy : plz thora aur Nakal karne do warna me exam me fail ho jaoonga...
***********
Girl : I Love u Dear
Boy : Different style me propose karo na please...
Girl : Teri Lash ko Aag Lagane Ka Chance mere bete ko Dega Kya... :) :)
**********
Maa : Nalayak, kaha thi itni Raat tak?
Beti : Boyfriend ke saath.
Maa : Kar aayi na Muh kaala...
Beti : To kya hua maa, "Fair & Lovely" hai na?...
